white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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