Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
