i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
