I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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