So drunk its hurt
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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