Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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