If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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