this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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