Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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