i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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