I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Alive.
So much puke
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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