Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
