I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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