My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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