You work out of a Hotel?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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