Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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