She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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