So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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