Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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