Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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