I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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