Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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