AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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