Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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