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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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