Where is the hickey?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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