Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
they're like a gay fantastic four
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
