There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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