Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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