Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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