Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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