her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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