We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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