Joe is yelling at the trees again.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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