Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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