How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
no you cant smoke seaweed
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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