he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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