I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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