This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Panties = found
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
