I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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