Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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