Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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