I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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