I need help removing her.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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