More tranny stories later!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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