Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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