a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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