Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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