is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
