i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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